Another reason not to pay for sex

September 2, 2009

This is the funniest article I’ve read all week!

The short version is that 4 dudes, while drinking heavily, decided to pool their (presumably limited) funds to hire an escort they found on Craigslist. They liked her photo, and when she arrived they were surprised that she did not look like the woman in the ad, and nor did the two friends she brought along.

Thick and LovelyThe guys paid up front, and one of the women asked to come in to use the bathroom. Instead of heading for the bathroom, however, the women began rifling through the bedroom looking for things to steal (Blackberry, jewelry). The men figured out what was going on and tried to stop them, but the women ran out and drove away, running over one of the would-be Lotharios in the process.

The guys described to police that the women as being “larger and thicker” than the escort shown in the Craigslist photo.

The best line in the whole article?

While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10. Three said the women all rated a ‘2.’ But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a ‘4.‘”


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