Bizarre dream

May 7, 2009

I dreamed of a man and his lap. He showed some belly, brown. From nowhere, a perfectly-manicured lady’s hand (fuschia nails) deftly unsnaps and unzips him, expertly reaches inside his underpants, and extracts a bottle of Cutex nail polish. He is mortified and realizes his socks smell really foul.

(Does Cutex even still make nail polish?)

I should probably lay off the late-night snacks.

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